Personal Protective Equipment is uncomfortable. Most of the time it is hot and hard to fit properly. However, the alternative is to have an injury. If you do not care to wear your PPE, then maybe you should have your wife or spouse sign the below affidavit.
 

I,                                              , Hereby authorize my spouse to work without wearing gloves, hard hat, goggles, safety shoes, respirator or any other safety equipment and hereby promise that I will without complaint, perform the following duties in case he (or she) is blinded or crippled:
 

1. Lead them wherever they want to go.
 

2. Help them dress and eat.
 

3. Describe the scenery to them on vacations.
 

4. Read to them instead of watching television.

5.  Describe the way the children's eyes light up at Christmas and what their graduations and weddings are like.

6. Teach them to do housework so I can get a job to support our family.

7. Teach our little children how to play ball, fish, drive a car, and other family fun things.

(Spouse's Signature)

Be smart, wear your PPE and be a HERO to the important people in your life...YOUR KIDS!